Blame your Planet

Blame your Planet

A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac

Book - 2016
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Stella Hyde presents a hilarious exposé of the not-so-nice parts of astrological destiny with shocking conclusions supported by complete astrological research for all 12 signs. In Blame Your Planet , she exposes the hidden underside of the stars, and how they affect the dark side of everyone.

The zodiac definitely has a dark side that influences the nasty in every one under every sign:

When Scorpios shed their Ms. Manners persona out pops a sex-mad control freak. Capricorns are really bean-counting misanthropes. Aries are head-banging psychos. Aquarians can't wait to be beamed back to the mothership.

Blame Your Planet covers personalities, rising sign, ruling planet, Moon, qualities, and elements. It also details lifestyle choices (jobs, vacations, fashion, interior design, partners) all from a gripping, yet rarely discussed perspective. Blame Your Planet explores:

Your favorite deadly sin Your annoying little ways Your lunar nuisance that cramps your style Your grimiest thoughts and succulent sex fantasies--in vivid detail Your Opposite Sign that connects you to those born under it Your Mr./Ms. Wrong Your favorite holiday to ruin for everybody Your dream darkside job--spy, assassin, dictator, drug baron, jewel thief, evil genius Your darkside sign's hall of infamy--the famous who share it with you

Fully illustrated, Blame Your Planet reveals the secret evil twin hidden in all of us. Welcome to the dark side.

Publisher: Newburyport, MA :, Weiser Books,, 2016
Copyright Date: ©2004
ISBN: 9781578635986
Branch Call Number: 133.5 HYD
Characteristics: 399 pages : illustrations (chiefly color) ; 19 cm


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Mar 24, 2018

Whether, or not, you whole-heartedly believe that there is wondrous truth in astrological predictions (or you happen to think that your sign in the zodiac is so faultlessly cool) - Stella Hyde's "Blame Your Planet" proves to be a hilarious reality-check that promptly brings the whole science of astrology right down to its knees.

Believe me - This is definitely no mere humour book of frivolous speculation as Hyde firmly stands behind what she says here with years of astrological study and practice.

Thoroughly exploring all 12 zodiac signs (which includes illustrations) - "Blame Your Planet" gleefully exposes the often hidden underside of the stars and their significant influence on revealing our dark side.

*Note* - Always remember - When something goes wrong - It's not your fault - Just blame your planet.

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